Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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