Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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