Dual....:-)
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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