You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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