Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
why does every cop we meet know your name?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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