yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
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I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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