3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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