WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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