Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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