There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
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just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
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I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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