Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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