she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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