wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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