Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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