He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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