So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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