we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Randomize
