I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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