youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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