WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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