I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
why is half of my head shaved?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
