I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
you would pick up someone in the library
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
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Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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