I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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