I want to have your abortion
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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