there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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