Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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