3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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