So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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