this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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