its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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