I seem to have left my pride at pride
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
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Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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