so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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