You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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