i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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