I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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