So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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