We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I have fence marks all over my body
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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