Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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