There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I pour the whiskey from now on
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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