just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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