Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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