i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
this will be a night to untag.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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