i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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