i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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