kristin has been a bad kristin
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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