At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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