my shit smells like andre
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I think people are normalizing furries
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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