Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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