I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
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My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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