so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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