Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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