It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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