I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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