forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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