Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
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