have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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